What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here