What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!