What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.