Purples
Gerrymandarin.
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Orange is the New Black
Fruit can't talk
Pulp Fiction!
Oranges and peaches.
It just ran out of juice.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
A Jiraffa.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
They're both orange except for the Apple.
Because it's a Mandarin word
It ran out of juice!!!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
One of them doesn't.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Tangerine
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
Do you speak Mandarin
Because he didn't know Mandarin
Pulp Fiction
A baby with burst armbands.
None, the two are not a snake
Because the lime was engaged.
No, it doesnt.
A pip squeak.
He got Lemonaids.
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
Because they are made to concentrate.
It ran out of juice.
Wheres pop corn?
It has Seoul.
You keep it waiting for three hours!
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
A Sailfish.
Because he was stuck in denial.
It lacks body
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
I'm not letting you cook dinner again.
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Well that came out of the purple
Purple (According to my 3 year old son)
A Mandarin
