Orange Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

Oranges.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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They're Meteor!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Orange Jokes

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

What did the banana say to the orange?

What do you call a made-up orange?

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

What made the orange stop suddenly?

What is the smartest fruit?

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

What's the difference between a horse?

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

Birthday State of Mind

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

What's blue and square?

What's the difference between an orange?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

How about baked chocolate cake?

How do you juice an orange?

Why are oranges like bells?

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

What did one orange say to the other orange?

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

What are stories about oranges?

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

What rhymes with orange?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

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