Purples
Gerrymandarin.
Orange is the new Black
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Orange is the New Black
Fruit can't talk
Pulp Fiction!
Oranges and peaches.
It just ran out of juice.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
Fire.
A Jiraffa.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
They're both orange except for the Apple.
The orange has handlebars
Because it's a Mandarin word
It ran out of juice!!!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
One of them doesn't.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Tangerine
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
Do you speak Mandarin
Because he didn't know Mandarin
Pulp Fiction
A baby with burst armbands.
None, the two are not a snake
Because the lime was engaged.
No, it doesnt.
A pip squeak.
He got Lemonaids.
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
Because they are made to concentrate.
It ran out of juice.
In the croakroom!
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Boooooogers!
Women.
Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!
Keep it waiting.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
The grip.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
A footilada!