Purples
Gerrymandarin.
Orange is the new Black
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Orange is the New Black
Fruit can't talk
Pulp Fiction!
Oranges and peaches.
It just ran out of juice.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
Fire.
A Jiraffa.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
He got lemonaids.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
The orange has handlebars
Oranges.
Because it's a Mandarin word
It ran out of juice!!!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
One of them doesn't.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...
Play with its citorus
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Tangerine
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
Do you speak Mandarin
Because he didn't know Mandarin
Pulp Fiction
A baby with burst armbands.
None, the two are not a snake
Because the lime was engaged.
No, it doesnt.
A pip squeak.
He got Lemonaids.
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
Because they are made to concentrate.
It ran out of juice.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
They got married in the spring.
Your boat, gently down the stream...
Nobody gave it a stern talking to.
Because he tasted funny.
There's no accounting for taste.
Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
It said "concentrate" on it!
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Because he was dyslectric.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.
