Purples
Gerrymandarin.
Orange is the new Black
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Orange is the New Black
Fruit can't talk
Pulp Fiction!
Oranges and peaches.
It just ran out of juice.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
Fire.
A Jiraffa.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
He got lemonaids.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
The orange has handlebars
Oranges.
Because it's a Mandarin word
It ran out of juice!!!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
An orange in disguise! Boom!!!
One of them doesn't.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...
Play with its citorus
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Tangerine
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
Do you speak Mandarin
Because he didn't know Mandarin
Pulp Fiction
A baby with burst armbands.
None, the two are not a snake
Because the lime was engaged.
No, it doesnt.
A pip squeak.
He got Lemonaids.
Naval oranges. I'msosorry.
Because they are made to concentrate.
It ran out of juice.
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
The Cat in the AT-AT
I blame my shelf
Citrus down.
Because they all involve iPatches.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Pier Pressure
An elephant disguised as a banana!
A coconut!
Jose and Hose B
With Little Caesars
I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.
Call it whatever. It is not like it is gonna have a problem with that.
