What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.