What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!