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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.