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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!