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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!