Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!