Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.