Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss