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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb