Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.