Fell through the cracks.
You get your job and your wife back.
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
A baby falling out of an airplane.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
Fruit of the Womb