Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

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What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..