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What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

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What's the most popular religion for addicts?

The Crystal Methodists

What do you call a drug dealing church?

Crystal Methodists