What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.