What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's