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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.