Buy 2 get 1 free
It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
De Beers
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
He didn't like dealing with reservations.
Crystal Methodists
LMAO