What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!