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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Vitamin Jokes More Vitamin Jokes

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!