Vitamin Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Vitamin D Jokes More Vitamin D Jokes

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

B1 Jokes More B1 Jokes

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.