Vitamin Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

Friendship Jokes More Friendship Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do you say when you friendzone a brony?

Friendship is magic.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.