Vitamin Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

Health Jokes More Health Jokes

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee!

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Fonz Jokes More Fonz Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

B1 Jokes More B1 Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.