Vitamin Jokes

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

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What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

Vitamin Sea Jokes More Vitamin Sea Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...