Vitamin Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things