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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.