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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!