What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

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The doctor had to heal-ium.

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A Sturgeon

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.