What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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A URLologist

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Urine trouble.