What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What do you call a bakery staffed entirely by men?

A pastryarchy.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble