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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.