What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!