What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.