What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish