What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish