What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.