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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

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How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.