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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log