What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill