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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log