What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey?

How're you gettin' on

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log