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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log