How many words does it take to start a car?

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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