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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many words does it take to start a car?

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