How many words does it take to start a car?

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Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

What starts with r and ends with d?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

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What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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