How many words does it take to start a car?

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Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What did the tornado say to the car?

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many words does it take to start a car?

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