How many words does it take to start a car?

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How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.