What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer