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What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy