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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.