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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.