What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

Spear Jokes More Spear Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!