What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...