Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...