Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...