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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)