What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet