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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.