What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)