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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.