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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet