What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.