What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby