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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

How do pirates know they are pirates?

They think therefore they arrr

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

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What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!