What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet