What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What do you call an Internet mystery?

An e-nigma.

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet