What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby