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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.