How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.