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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Beacause a little water ends both of them!

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How did Canada pick its name?

There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.