How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!