How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!