How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!