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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!