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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager?

Because nobody gets it.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

End Jokes More End Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.