How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

Inventor of Lucky Charms

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Whos the funniest disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.