What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant