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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.