What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant