What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.