What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy