What do you call a person who fights fire?

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

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Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.