Matt
A Coke-o-nut.
A neck-romancer
Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...
Unemployed.
Mutated
A tutor.
A farmer
It varies from person to person.
A tourist.
A sixth sense
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
Fruit of the tomb
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Canteloupe
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Unseaworthy
Per
One person.
Good mourning.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
Dronacharya
A low-key person
Ehh, it depends.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Tripical
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
On less person is drunk
I forget...
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
Nunavut.
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
They will tell you.
First person shooter.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
An extractor fan
A maid man.
La chaim-lich maneuver.
Salvador Deli.
No, a fence.
Nobody nose!
A private tutor
An American
Claude
Ralph Neighder!
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.
Chicken Seizure Salad.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Unfazed*
I'm tired".
A racist!
A violator.
George Lucas.
IHOP
Because he is lying.
Unemployed
Nobody knows.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
Alright.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
An idle worshiper.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
A laplander!
Just say "shoe".
Darth Vader.
A tooter
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Firefighter.
A Chipmonk.
Nobody knows
A nomad.
Damn it!
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
Because it needs bailing out.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
A college student.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Student: A teacher!
A Doctor.
Morgue Attendant
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Because they're still alive.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
Napkin.
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through
Ostrich-sized.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Vanmailen.
Matt.
Apple the door myself!
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
2: I'm a big fan.
He had his reservations.
IndiGENIUS
Big Red, dawg.
