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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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Psi Phi.

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Can't touch this!

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Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.