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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.