What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish