What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.