What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.