What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.