What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

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What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.