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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.