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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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On duty

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabaghoul

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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A cabri - ole

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How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Where's Spiderman's home page?

On the world wide web.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.