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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.