Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish