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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education?

Http://cms.bsu.edu/