Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish