Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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Sin/Cos

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Cos sin

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