Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

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What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.