Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

F(x)

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

Sin or cosine

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.