What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

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What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J