What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What is smaller than a teeny weenie fly?

A fly's teeny weenie.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?