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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms?

Southwesteros

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer