What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!