What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market