Garbage Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Your mom!

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Toad was a fungi.

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Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Cri-me-a river!

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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There are skidmarks before the dog.