Garbage Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Paris Hilton Jokes More Paris Hilton Jokes

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!