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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Big Deal Jokes More Big Deal Jokes

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...