What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...