What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...