What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...