What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.