How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.