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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.