Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.