Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.