Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.