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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

Chump day.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.