How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!