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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

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Ralph Neighder!

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.