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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What insect is good at math?

An account-ant.