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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.