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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

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Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What's a feminists favourite type of math?

Triggernometry

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math