Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)