Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.