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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.