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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe