How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe