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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda!

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise