What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.