March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.