What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

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What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.