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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!