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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?