What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!