What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.