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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are apricots?

Where monkeys sleep.

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.