What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

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What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!