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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.