Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.