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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.