Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

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Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster!

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.