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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side