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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

Because it was pharmacy.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.