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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.