What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead