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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.