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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

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Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.