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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead