Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead