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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.