Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead