Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.