Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."