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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.