Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.