When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.