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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!