When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.