What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business