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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost