What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What's the best drink for a dog?

An old faschund.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

How did you get into my house?

Business.