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Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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