Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

A new last name

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!