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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a pile of dogs?

A ruff terrain.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

New Jokes More New Jokes

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost