What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)