Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!