What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.