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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

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Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.