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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.