What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common?

They both have wet noses.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.