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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why is Bon Jovi's bed always messy?

Because he thinks it doesn't matter if you make it or not

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.