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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.