What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

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What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.