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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car?

I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

What do you call Shia Labeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Bill Nye Jokes More Bill Nye Jokes

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat