Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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What do you call Shia Labeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.