Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What do you call Shia Labeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.