Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call Shia Labeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Bill Nye Jokes More Bill Nye Jokes

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.