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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call Shia Labeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Bill Nye Jokes More Bill Nye Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.