Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

What's the name of the car of a hipster Batman?

Tumblr.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

What do you call Shia Labeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.