You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.
That's how you set the bar high.
Because they drink to much coughee.
You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Logs on to Wikipedia*
Bill Murray.
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
Aspirin sorry guys
Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.
The bartender replies, "For you No charge."
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
