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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Medication Jokes More Medication Jokes

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*