What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.